The trick with that test is that they’re not looking to see whether you can do it. They know you can’t. They’re looking to see whether you think you can. If you show signs of believing it’s possible, that’s probable cause for a search. If you believe you actually pulled it off, you’re drunk.

I actually just started learning C++ today.

If Lovecraft were alive today one of his stories would start with this line.

What’s Elon?

Just not that one

I spent way too long wondering what it could possibly mean to deduct your mortgage from your rent.

A white with basalt? How gauche.

Pick it up after he throws it and throw it back!

Xyzzy

Or maybe metric should measure in Hartleys

Epic rap battles of capitalism

I’m so glad all those emails don’t go to waste

If he ever dies I fully expect this dialog to appear

“Beacon of Cope”

Allies in the radius are immune to fear and charm due to an aura of self-deception. Deception and persuasion checks automatically succeed against affected targets if they would cause the target to feel less doubt about their choices.