It’s more likely than you’d think. My cat and my rats used to be inseparable.

It just fucking is, kiddo.

That’s exactly how it went down.

Wake up, people. Whisker fatigue is REAL.

No.

You’ll be back.

Wash your ass better.

Do you not wash your ass?

They look like fancy pencils.

Catnip doesn’t get cats high, it gets them horny. Anyway, that’s cat grass, not catnip.

They didn’t miss much.

How can you believe and trust the bible at all?

Yes.

Yeah, but it’s hot goss. What are we gonna do, not talk about it?

I wasn’t sure whether or not to be worried, but he seemed to be pretty lively so I just left him be.

I’m a scorpio and I do X all the time

Pussy juice

Code monkey very simple man

You can never go wrong with cats or plants.

You’re doing the Lord’s work.