Let someone curate your news for you and don’t doomscroll. I suggest PBS Newshour or one of the three major broadcast news programs.

Welcome back. I have some jobs for you

Monday is a holiday in Florida. It’s likely the court will be closed

Ha, I turn it off for your protection. Do you have any idea what I look like in the morning?

How do you think they would look? To get the news web page in your example, you are still going to have to have to render the page by running the client-side scripts required by modern websites and render some type of markup language for layout. It’s not like web pages are secretly sitting in pure text on a server somewhere…

You are conflating content with delivery protocol. The websites would look the same regardless of protocol.

Better question: why would you install a security risk social media app on your phone?

A. They were always more of a novelty gift rather than a child’s gift.
B. I was 12 when the trend hit and I had no desire to get one. Neither did my younger siblings.
C. N/A as my parents didn’t get me one.
D. The novelty of a gag gift that was pre-packaged.
E. That’s the million dollar question.

Someone once made a mountain of cash selling pet rocks.

“If you are reading this, you are in the wrong branch.”

She’s not there yet, voice, story, and world building : A+ Narrative : B-

Acting classes.

I start with 1 dollar
Game 1 - Bet $1 Lose

You are done at this point, having lost all your money.

Only if it’s a Nokia and it still works

You get a teammate for your battles against the world, and benefits.

They will soon. I have no faith in their leadership.

Have they already turned over the IP addresses?

Wiki McWikface

Firefly “Our Mrs Reynolds” episode.

Holding out for Minnie pr0n…