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It’s not “less traceable”, bitcoin is a public ledger, literally every transaction is documented on the blockchain for anyone and the IRS to see.

Site reliability engineer here, your application is both alive and dead until the monitoring server pings its health status API.

Ibuprofen for tension headaches, acetaminophen for the rest.

Garlic aioli.

Trans scientist inventing a gender that can observe the exact position and velocity of a particle simultaneously.

I’m amazed at how long it takes to boot up, too. Especially after the login screen, it’s like 5 minutes from entering my password to the company VPN app finally starting up in the background.

Meanwhile my 8 year old desktop (I use Arch, btw) takes all of 20 seconds, including both the login and the grub menu.

I am almost exclusively one of those Linux weirdos. The only non-Linux computer touching I do is for work. XD

Some of us are weird enough that it feels appropriate. 🤷🏼

Some nonbinary folks 💪

This.

If you only need to disrupt gait recognition for a short period of time, then something as low-tech as some pebbles in your shoe would suffice. But there aren’t any solutions that can fool it long-term.

Can? Probably. Will? No. They would need access to Crowdstrike’s update distribution system and if they had that they could do much more interesting things than crashing a bunch of systems.