The presentation at LPC 2025 by Meta engineers was in fact titled “How do we make a Steam Deck scheduler work on large servers.” At Meta they have explored SCX_LAVD as a “default” fleet scheduler for their servers that works for a range of hardware and use-cases for where they don’t need any specialized scheduler.

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Add some bling and join the… Shadow Wizard Money Gang.

“We’ll try again when you’re not paying attention/when can figure out how to force or trick you into it.”

My cat would hate this because the footing is so uncertain.

screenshot of a thumbs up

Is this a screenshot post, @ipostscreenshots@lemmy.zip?

Oh, and besides that, I’m only fourteen

So we had sex one more time

!theydidthemath@mander.xyz

I don’t use any of these suggestions, but the ones I keep hearing *about are Quik and Fossify Messages.

Edit: accidentally a word

I hate the implication that these pillows actually exist somewhere out in the world.

We pick a different dish every year for our main.

That sounds actually awesome.

It was fantasticly coffee

I have no idea what that means, but it still sounds pretty good.

Try telling that to your mother who’s been handling the turkey for decades.

You get what you get and you either like it or you shut up and pretend that you do, because that’s your mum and she’s tired and hasn’t seen you in weeks and turkey is always a little dry, trust me I know, I’ve been doing this since before you were born, eat it with some cranberry sauce, have you seen your cous…

I can and have cooked turkey for myself.

And then decided it just wasn’t worth it. Not when I can cook a chicken, a duck, and a Cornish hen for half the effort.

If you want to go through the effort and expense of doing it because that makes it special to you and you enjoy it, more power to you.

But Thanksgiving seems more like ritual torture for the vast majority of people who do it because we collectively accepted that it’s “what you’re supposed to do”.

I support your right to love turkey at any level of doneness.

I should have specified that it’s not worth it to families (or grocery store employees) to collectively pressure everyone in the country to buy a turkey during the same one-week period.

Rather than all of that stress, I’d rather we collectively agree that it’s just not worth it.

Cook smaller poultry.

It’s easier to cook evenly and it usually tastes better anyway.

This is because the turkey is always so dry.

although they can probably mitigate the effects by moving to one of their 500 houses that’s in a safe zone

That’s why they don’t care.

Climate change hits the poorest first and hardest (see: hurricanes in the Caribbean and SEA).

Billionaires can fly in, enjoy the sunshine, fly out and not get a drop of water on their skin.

And they’ll keep “outrunning” climate change on an individual level, and only feel it when it hurts their net worth*.

There is a viable alternative to the problems raised by Bill Gates in his irate letter to computer hobbyists concerning “ripping off” software. When software is free, or so inexpensive that it’s easier to pay for it than to duplicate it, then it won’t be “stolen”.

—Jim Warren, July 1976

Have you tried the box it came in?

Even if Selfridge’s entire existence were a collective fever dream*, the “full quote” is the better quote.

I can’t imagine anyone who has worked in direct sales, at any amount of money, who genuinely believes “the customer is always right” is more correct of a saying without “in matters of taste”.