Still mad that they fucked up KSP2. I realize it was a different studio, but I’m not happy about it.

Socks and flip flops. Nice.

Wow I didn’t know the stereoscopic effect worked though cycling the images. That’s dope as hell!

You’ve got a good eye for tentacle dildos.

I know right? What a rip off, it doesn’t even come with popcorn.

I was just messing around with the customizations, I didn’t actually buy one. The fuckable sand worm though…

https://bad-dragon.com/products/ika

The extra large is $220, but there are more affordable options if you’re willing to go smaller.

Here ya go

Yeah that snuck up on me too

He’s the captain of the Enterprise, isn’t he?

Aw man, I also forgot to mention not being a communist!

I still love you bastards

I just realized that it bothers me that Slow and Plow don’t rhyme.

When you put it that way, that’s fucking insane. $2 million in retirement plus having my house paid off has always been my retirement goal. Granted, by the time I reach that goal, inflation and the cost of living will probably make that not enough.

Still, to think this asshat makes that in less than 2 weeks is fucking ridiculous. Like why even work at that point? I realize “work” for a CEO is mostly golfing and expensive dinners, but still…

My wife called our little guy a menace the other day. I feel this post in my bones.

I got an unsolicited work call at 4:50 yesterday. It was too late to ruin the entire day, so I’m counting it for today and ain’t doing shit.

2nd kitty has a sweet moustache

My little guy has a $750 case of nervousness.

At his first vet appointment, they thought they heard a heart murmur. So we had to do two follow up appointments and scans. Turned out he was just nervous at the vet.

Honestly, best case scenario.

Nice! Did you print those yourself?

That’s a lot o floof.