A cheaper-made Tesla? Sounds awesome

I’ve had Pixels for years and the call screener is my favorite feature. It confuses so many people.

Thats just like my orange but instead of snuggling it’s biting

So that’s what he says?

Telsa stopped providing the data needed to be included in the J.D. Power reliability rankings after they went from near the top to 2nd to last.

That reminds me, I need to install GrapheneOS

Another settlement needs your help!

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band. 3+ hours of pure enjoyment

Stop with remasters ffs…

Don’t tell him about the NBA

They don’t consider it littering. That the cigarette butt will somehow just magically degrade like a fallen leaf. It truly is remarkable how selfish smokers can be.

Omni-Man

We took the brunt of everything the Boomers could throw at us. You’re welcome. Its your turn now, we’re tired.

She’s 22

Tit loans sounds pretty good. I just need to borrow them for a little bit.

I left Twitter and Reddit and I found Lemmy and Mastadon. Lemmy is going much better than Mastadon.

Bank of America: We made less than $6 billion this QUARTER, time for layoffs.

This is not a joke. They did this for years.

You ever get rid of a couch by having that garbage truck with the grinder on the back chew up that couch in about 3 seconds and leave nothing but a tiny bit of sawdust on the pavement? I want that.

Forks are on the left for a reason.

He can see the bottom of his bowl and that’s your fault.