She’s 22

Tit loans sounds pretty good. I just need to borrow them for a little bit.

I left Twitter and Reddit and I found Lemmy and Mastadon. Lemmy is going much better than Mastadon.

Bank of America: We made less than $6 billion this QUARTER, time for layoffs.

This is not a joke. They did this for years.

You ever get rid of a couch by having that garbage truck with the grinder on the back chew up that couch in about 3 seconds and leave nothing but a tiny bit of sawdust on the pavement? I want that.

Forks are on the left for a reason.

He can see the bottom of his bowl and that’s your fault.

Pueblo, CO from tv commercials or maybe Walla Walla, WA from Bugs Bunny.

Anything Splinter Cell without Michael Ironside’s voice would be weird.

Ramis originally said it was around 10 years of repeated days but later changed to 30-40 years. https://collider.com/groundhog-day-time-loop/

Youngkin can’t run for reelection next year.

Not always bedtime but the stopwatch to start 60 Minutes was a weekly reminder that the party is over and school is imminent.

All episodes of Caillou were banned in my house. That little shit taught my son how to whine.

Yeah, it all depends on what agreement was made when they started using the software.

I have to use SharePoint on a daily basis.

Some of those trophies were just so aggravating

“I put it somewhere so I wouldn’t lose it” is a thought that runs through my head at least once a week.

It looks like the opposite of what Kroger has been doing for 4 years

How many remakes will there be?

I don’t know but yes