It took me 10 minutes on Google Translate, but I eventually figured out that this is funny. 👍

I miss the “bone apple tea” subreddit. That and “boot too big” were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Gluids.

Alchemenders.

Epoxy warlocksy.

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

Don’t give Tesla any ideas.

One step at a time

First thing I thought of, as well. That scene gave me nightmares as a child.

I’ve never heard that joke before, but that’s brilliant.

I’m in my mid 30s, and I’ve been saying it ever since I learned it from an animated series based on the movie Jumanji.

barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior

I’m in this comment and I’m totally fine so stop asking.