Exactly. That’s because of the safeguards.

Walter Moers is a German writer best known for creating ‘Captain Bluebear’ in my all time favorite book. He has since written several fantastic novels based on the continent Zamonia. In some ways I think you could compare bis work and way of writing to Terry Pratchett’s.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Moers

Another German author that gave me lots of great hours of reading growing up is Cornelia Funke. For me it was mainly the book Dragonrider, but she is also well known for her Inkheart series and The Thief Lord.

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelia_Funke

Dann ist das hier sicher auch nicht nach deinem Geschmack:

Ich weiß ja nicht, wo ihr alle arbeitet.

Human centaurpede

Zum Glück habe ich vor dem Hochladen nochmal gesucht

Oh, the bell rings! Oh, der Hund ringt!

I have always thought that it’s called that because it makes you fart.