I bet he didn’t even talk about it.

i hired this 😠 to 😠 at u

slash fic writers sprint to their laptops

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Cat: “You serve me. Do I make myself clear?”

The hex bug doesn’t stand a chance and it knows it. It’s already trying to find the exit.

Have a little bird companion.

Still feeling this at 55.

Work. :(

But I’m off in a couple hours and I’ll still have most of my day. Probably work on some music and do some cooking and a couple chores, but I’d really like to get out of the house too…other than for going to work.

This might be a hot take, but in my opinion the alternatives in this article aren’t any better.

The first roundworm to see tape:

“Guys, I have an idea!”

Fart in comically obnoxious ways. Examples include the Doggy Leg Lift, the Goatse, the Modified Goatse, and one I simply call “The Hamburgler’s Revenge.”