Pooping itself might take 12 seconds, but if you consider that you have to go to the toilet in the first place, wipe the lid clean, sit down, relax enough to actually be able to poop, then poop, wipe, wipe again, wipe again, then wash hands … it takes more like 5-15 minutes depending on what you ate yesterday.

I did once and the next day i could hear my roommate shrubbing the bathtub with some cleaning utensil … so i guess it smelled and he was sensitive to it? But i couldn’t smell anything, idk.

Some sure do, but by far not all. The story is more complicated than that.

Gives them a pretense to give money to the weapons industry -> weapons industry has higher profit -> stock goes up -> Dow Jones is over 50k, which makes their other crimes legal.

probably with some time delay, the germans love a good race (/s)

apart from that, the military did some significant research into a lot of technology, including airplanes (and rockets), internet, nuclear energy.

it’s certainly a special event in military operation history

one could even call it a military special operation .

sth sth stairway to heaven

explanation: i can’t find a link rn but it’s a core christian concept that people should go to heaven, and that’s more or less the entire point of society. and methods employed are hard work (since that is believed to “rectify” your character which makes you more likely to go to heaven).

As a vampire, i’m ashamed of being in the same class as him. He’s embarrassing all of us.

You’re forgetting the Dow Jones is over 50k

That quote stuck with me:

God says “believe in me”.
Satan says “believe in yourself”.

Liberate them of what? Stability?

because we wouldn’t have the internet. the US military contributed significantly to the development of today’s internet.

ironically the countries with more natural resources typically have lower quality of life. this is known as the resource curse phenomenon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resource_curse

but think of the stock market!

except if it’s an electronic clock

that’s a big if

Born too late to die in the middle east.
Born too early to die in the middle east.
Born just in time to die in the middle east.

I use 2026-03-01-05 too but the -05 does not represent the hour but the number of version i release today. like if i make five commits today, they will be -01, -02, -03, …

no it’s more like Copy of New File (2)_final

They go up to version 0.0.8, 0.0.9, then they go to 0.0.91, 0.0.92, … 0.0.99, 0.0.991, …

Food and water being poisoned is a questionable stance. Maybe in the US especially in the 20th century where there was a “put it in food first, if it has bad side-effects, outlaw it later” attitude. Especially heavily processed sugar is one of the worst offenders to health but the outrage about it is too little, and that’s probably not what you meant anyways.