There’s LaserWeb but apparently it doesn’t support closed source (Chinese) firmware so you’d need to change your laser’s controller…

Saving this for all my future pro-systemd flames, thank you!

Molise, Italy, which is a whole region that doesn’t exists!

Exactly this. In a federated network, the instance with the majority of users could dictate the protocol, forcing the smaller issues to continually adapt or die. See this post for a very real example of this.