Who gives a shit

Check, check, check, check, check and check.

Make sure you swallow them when you’re done chewing.

I didn’t either, but I moved out anyway. If you have a car, you have a home.

You guys have dreams?

Lmao

Just give me the bullet points, thanks.

I understand the joke and I agree with the sentiment, but it drives me fucking insane when people put the dollar symbol after the dollar amount.