They don’t use it enough in the movies.

I’m just gonna put a happy little Bob Ross … right here.

Can’t pronounce Reddit without Edit

Well, there’s something you don’t see every day.

Paint them rainbow.

Officer who shot the suspect - “I feared for my life because it was possible the suspect was sitting down, calmy drinking a warm beverage”.

I’m wondering what would keep the part in the atmosphere from building up a massive electrostatic charge.

Go on TV for paid interviews.

I found this informative and mind-blowing. I know that sounds like spam, but it’s relevant to the heat death of the universe and entropy and time stopping.

https://youtu.be/uD4izuDMUQA?list=RDuD4izuDMUQA

Next life I’m coming back as a pampered cat.

White supremacy newsletters sound like something that should be utterly mocked.

“Welcome back to this edishun of White Like Me! In news this month, I’m still white. But I did get a nasty sunburn on account of how I done had to stand out in the sun for a half hour in my best y-fronts to fix that lazy Jim Bob’s truck before I could take it on date nite with my sister. I blame them coloured folks with their melanine and new world order ties to the Demoncrates weather control sattelights an theyre five gee! When Elon fills the sky with his sattelights, then we gon see some progress! Hail Elon!”

Every night while I’m on my computer, my cat sits on the desk beside me. Occasionally, she sits up and stares, wide-eyed, just over my shoulder and up a little. The house is silent. What the actual … ?!

The similarity is that both people are happy with their thing/s. And that’s okay.

Must’ve been a ‘surgical strike’ … by a doctor … that the Apple kept away.