I keep telling myself “I want an x-box” and the news keeps telling me “no you fucking don’t”.

The sad thing about your comment is that it applies to Apple and to Epic… and just about every other company out there.

All…
my…
friends…

…know the low rider.

I usually do Flexi Rex. Thanks for introducing me to Günther.

They’re a great test for new filaments… the ones I keep stockpiling.

or they make it a giant pain in the ass to unsubscribe

Which is why I’ll never subscribe to SiriusXM again. I won’t even take it for free. You can sign up for whatever plan you want online, but to cancel you have to call (and it’s not 24/7) and listen to ten minutes of “but what if I offered you X service for $ per month? and gave you a month free? Don’t you enjoy the service we provide? Let me put my supervisor on the phone so he can try to convince you not to quit us.”

I think in California there’s a law that if you can sign up online you must be able to cancel online, which pisses me off even more because Sirius could do this for the whole country but they’d rather drag and guilt people to get them to stay.

Rap God

brb adding the escapist to the blocklist

Marathon was a blast (and Halo incorporated many elements of it).

Hostages are variables that Hamas controls and Israel must respect. They can be used as chips to barter with, shields to hide behind, and tools to shame the Israelis in the court of public opinion.

Maybe not in this article but this is a perpetual accusation for just about any large and successful corporation to deal with. Using “Apple” gets headlines, but you’ve probably read similar accusations against Alphabet, Microsoft, Epic, EA, John Deere, etc…