I wonder what they would be saying if they’d been allowed to weaken encryption and back-door the fuck out of everything before the Salt Typhoon folks got involved.

!Wifi = not-wifi = there’s no wifi, there’s no internet! 😱

Misleading headline.

They’re just fucking with him. Giving him some hope, then they’ll take it away again 😔

I’m doing my part

Fungry

Must be really private then 😕 Sorry, no idea 😕

Yes. Carbon dioxide is carbon dioxide. But the volume you’ll be releasing wouldn’t even show up as a 10th decimal rounding error, so I wouldn’t worry. Just breathing will release more.