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I would get stuck in there feasting on sardines.

“Sorry, we exclusively specialize in anal infrastructure”

Ripe for the plucking!

“No, because werewolves aren’t real.”

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1. Mostly no, the hairs retreat into the body, but there is also some shedding. This is my not very firm belief and I will not die on that hill, but I might build a trench halfway maybe.

2. No, they use the teeth to puncture the vessels, then drink the blood normally, the way you would normally drink blood. I would not die on this hill either, perhaps set up a machine gun nest, in case the trench proved insufficient.

Buy cats!

You do good work as humans. <3

Cats love cheese. Their digestive systems also can’t handle it (some better than others), and it leads to lots of farting and cat litter disasters, and they get fat. They can tolerate it in small amounts but not too often and not too much. Just a heads up so you don’t unknowingly overfeed them like I did and the above happens and you have to scrape poo sludge out of the litter box and put them on a year long diet. :)

That’s one of the thing I love about cats. They refuse to compromise who they are. I respect that. Dogs will literally do whatever it takes to please you, and I love them to pieces too, but there’s just something about cats determining their own path that you can’t help but acknowledge. They know they don’t technically need you, you’re just warm and comfortable, but they know full well that at any moment would they so decide they could slice your throat and escape and survive in the jungle if they wanned.

Kitty needs lebensraum.

Shameless splooting!