Technically, I didn’t buy this, but I feel like it fits the spirit of the thread.
When I was a kid, a friend of mine gifted me an off-brand Super Nintendo controller to me for my birthday. I used it for all of about 5 minutes before it shocked the shit out of my hand and then never worked again.
I’m sorry my cat dying offends you. Kindly fuck all the way off my post.
Thank you! I’m missing him so much right now. He should be in my lap, and he’s not 😭
Thank you. I see a lot of similarities between your cat and ours. I hope you have many* more years with yours.
Thank you. He was so loving. Here’s a picture of him sitting in my lap. 
Thank you. Please give her a hug on behalf of this random Lemming.
Thank you. I’m lost at the moment.
Thank you for the kind words. They mean a lot.
I’m sorry to hear. Do what you can for her, and try to make her remaining time with you memorable and comfortable.
Thank you so much for the kind words. They are truly appreciated.
I’m so sorry. I hope he went peacefully, knowing he was loved.
Is co-wash conditioner? 30 sec max.
I’m asking this in good faith, but are you/your police friends white? Historically speaking, minorities have been profiled, been more likely to be arrested, and been subject to harsher sentences than white people have. This is no small part to the reason that the ACAB sentiment runs much deeper in minority populations. And I say this as a white man with a mother and brother that work for the police.
Trump and MAGA are regressive. They are hell-bent on taking this country back to the first half of the 20th century, in all the worst possible ways.
Don’t forget shutting down games people paid money for and leaving them with nothing. (Looking at you, “The Crew.”)
I’d say the correct way to respond is by not saying anything. They’ve clearly indicated that they aren’t interested in continuing the conversation.
Could be. I was sitting on the carpet. I’ve never seen anything like it before or since, though.