no cat? history lied to us

they put all their effort into decorating the tree they forgot to shop for the presents

tell her i said pstpstpst

welcome to codeburger home of the codeburger can i take your order please?

finally

did you say abe lincoln?

cats also tend to be a lot more finicky about different foods :(

with my old cat i kinda put her between my legs and gently held her mouth open (though it was harder bc i had to wear gloves with the paladia); but if you look down on them because of the angle it’s a lot easier. oh also i remember gently scritching and tickling the under of their chin to get them to open up a little and then dropping it on their tongue/down the throat and then rubbing their neck to get them to swallow. just be gentle obviously

you can also try compounding to either chewable or liquid (most vets will let you do this and pick it right up at a pharmacy), which helped out a lot. liquid is easier because you can just droplet a bunch onto their gums and let them lick it off and chewables are good because they’ll just chew it up on their own, usually.

no surprise it shows i’m obsessed with jrpgs

ah 12 packs of cigarettes and a half a litre of vodka. a complete balanced breakfast.

plans to update COBOL via Watson AI to Java.

it went from bad to worse

ironic given how transphobic and homophobic notch is.

this, according to my teachers who hated me missing all that homework because of it

no i don’t want driverless anything unless they’re on private roads; enough is enough.

hopefully the rmv learned to sanitize their inputs.

they can have my shitposts

bsky nukes fascist accounts pretty quickly; the blocking tools were created as anti harassment tools since sex workers and trans people were early adopters and had lots of input toward it

i follow and interact with plenty of people on mastodon through my bsky account. :)

stop embedding and referencing tweets in articles too.

i would never do that looks at the five things i already have in my cart