And when the sky darkens, and the prospect is war

Who’s given a gun and then pushed to the fore?

And expected to die, for the land of our birth

Though we’ve never a one lousy handful of earth

It’s ineffective to target specific groups by name, right? Other groups will just take their place.

What building is in the back right?

Wait, the Morgpie?

It’s ok we’ll QA in prod

Shut up mom i HATE you

North Korea has a subway system?

Lmaooo this just happened to me the other day. Drove me nuts

the smoker has an app? Who gives a shit about a smoker for an app…

lol forgot about fucking KONY

wonder what that ol’ fella is up to these days!

(is he dead? he’s dead isn’t he?)

so much this!

where are y’all hearing the mau numbers anyways?

TIL revenue can be measured in ounces, neat-o

nice Grinch joke

my friend, I grew up in a religious cult and did not date until my mid 20s. Had sex for first time at age 24.

I’m doing fine now. If I can do it, so can anyone!

As they always always always do. Acts of violence are inevitably used to justify growing the security and surveillance apparatus

yayyy Hallmark movies

Gold Coast

Somebody ELI5 this for me

Lmao FB already owns all your photos ya dum dum