Chief Justice Roberts is ready and willing to kiss the ring… and lick the boots when ordered.

This has Dorothy splashing water on the Wicked Witch of the West energy.

Brought to you by luxury lectern spender (at taxpayer’s expense!) and Weird 34 sycophant Gov. Sarah Sanders of Arkansas.

I could see Weird Al answering the Witch of the North this question and being undeniably good. But why stop there? Great Weird!

The Great and Powerful Weird Al

Krusty wears respectable white clown makeup, not that petty orange bronzer. Krusty also grifts with real clown humor with his products that makes people laugh and not the kind of Sick-makes-you barf grifting of cheap bibles and intangible NFTs. Krusty is way younger and nowhere near as crazy.

The podcast is titled Dolly Parton’s America. I highly recommend it. The song is platonic love instead of romantic or erotic love. Dolly is truly a national treasure.

Platonic

Having a place to live is a plus too.