I’m glad they’re taking steps to oppose fuckery. I’m disgusted that these steps have become necessary (or at least prudent).

Generally, I’d agree with you on that first part but wouldn’t lose sleep over making some exceptions. One of a handful of reasons I’m not applying for a job where I’d be asked to make those decisions any time in the foreseeable future.

Too quick and too kind but at least it gets the job done.

…the St. Peter part is made up…

Which stands in stark lack of contrast with the rest of the bible.

Might be worth picking up some fire safety equipment if that might give you some peace of mind and reduce that barrier a little. Not talking about parking a shiny red fire truck in your driveway but a small kitchen fire extinguisher shouldn’t be too hard to come by. There are also stovetop extinguisher canisters that go off automatically when exposed to intense heat (fine for normal cooking but intended to be activated by an uncontrolled fire).

If you haven’t seen it already, I’d also recommend watching a video or two about how to control grease fires. Reading about it is one thing but seeing the demonstration of why not to use water really drives the point home. Scary for sure but the other side of it is that you learn how to handle one of the worst-case scenarios so it can be a confidence boost moving forward.

I want to pet the forbidden striped dog.

I did a search of !guitars@lemmy.world for the word “sorry” (figured it wouldn’t be in as many posts as “guitar” or “learning”).

Here’s the first result: Really dumb questions about learning guitar (sorry)

Found one.

Typical religious wacko trying to lure in kids to be groomed and abused.

What a coincidence, that’s what I call all the months.

I’m surprised they made an emoji for something as obscene as this but you know that “two in the pink, one in the stink” thing for the shocker? This is along the same lines: One in the pink, one giving your lady a thumbs up to tell her you’re a chill dude and having a good time.

Doesn’t work as well on guys unless he’s flexible or has a bunch of strategically-placed mirrors.

Just put walls on there, problem solved.

Somebody had to find out whether there really was a Mew under the truck in Red and Blue after all.

That’s why instead of drinking milk through my mouth, I ingest it aurally.

Yes, it is the happiest Russian childhood in history.

Speak for yourself.

… Asked the brain about itself. Typical narcissistic brain behavior, don’t see the other organs doing it.

That belly demands rubs. Cute pup.

Sure. Is that person in your photo related to the question?