Anakin: “Aww, a piñata too! You shouldn’t have!”

How else would one mass-produce gullible, uneducated voting cattle to exploit and fleece?

But EA clearly know how to rake in money with the yearly version of SportsGame 2021 2022 2023 2024. They are expected to make just as much cash by releasing the exact same movie every year. Who knows, maybe they’ll add microtransactions.

Which oune wold yo souggest?

Der Pniky und der Brian, der Pniky und der Bryan, …

Seems a bit far-fetched.

I mean Palpatine is a well-respected politician. Their kind wouldn’t lie. He has said himself that his side are the good guys, what more proof do you want?

Eh, just throw them over your shoulder and you’re good to go.

“Of course it was cost-intensive to program an engine that will render every single eyelash at a resolution that will require the player to buy an additional graphics card for each eyelash concurrently on-screen, but now we only need twelve and a half billion people to buy, no, what am I saying, to pre-order and pre-pay the Ultra-Super-Deluxe-Collector’s Edition and we’ll start to turn a profit.”

• current AAA gaming

The Vance method guaranteed* to work:

[enter donut shop] * point at random employee*

“How long have you been working here!”

“About eighteen months”

“And how long have YOU been working here!”

“Six weeks or so.”

“Mhm. AND YOU!”

Then just go through every single employee, order ‘whatever makes sense’ and leave.

*this claim has been rigorously fact-checked by dog-eating Haitians

Well, finally. There are still so many unused seconds in a day where the consumer cattle is not forcibly blasted with advertisements, it brings tears to the eyes…

Fine dust does not have the consistency of chunky salsa, so it checks out.

The druid version is “Create Shortcut”.

Sure, we got him back, but… ever since… he’s … off, somehow.

Split brain configuration: Allows focusing on multiple concentration checks/spells at once. This could also be called paralellization, or multithreaded.

Allows you to concentrate on two concentration spells instead of just one. However, the spell itself is concentration.

Replaces “Create Food”.

Nah, he had “bone spurs”.

• 28k modem connection sounds *

Honestly, if your goals include conserving an inhabitable environment for the human race in the future, conserving a semblance of wealth for everyone but the top, like, dozen people on Earth, conserving the rights of workers and consumers against an overwhelming opposition, conserving democracy for future generations (and all that against the best efforts of a supposedly “conservative” party), your parents may have been right.

Because it’s too expensive to crunch up a whole iPhone just for one cone.

“Okay, but I don’t see why we can’t revisit my suggestion to send the Pinkertons to all owners of the original version and have them break their kneecaps if they don’t give us all the money they have.”

“With all due respect sir, that is… Have you read the brief that Legal sent you on that matter?”

“I skimmed it… but I’m not convinced.”