They really don’t know what robots.txt is do they…

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“I am rich but I don’t need to rush around the country to keep being rich”

“I can farm my own food”

Not with that tree cover and acidic soil.

Don’t forget that tree trunks are not perfect cylinders. They are narrower at the top.

That’s a long list of words I have never heard of. I do like how SQL somehow fits the bill of a 4GL.

Marines opening fire? I think only during the Rodney King riots.

Any military branches opening fire? The Kent State Shooting and The Bonus Army Incident.

Any military branches just bombing the shit out of civilians on US soil? The Battle of Blair Mountain and The Philadelphia MOVE Bombing