LLMs can’t do most of those things and traffic analysis and other techniques already can but sometimes lack the data due to data sharing limitations.

You don’t need GPUs to do traffic analysis you just need more Five Eyes, TIA, room 641A stuff.

Theil is their leader. This is especially obvious with Elon. Elon is Theil’s dumb errand boy.

Someone with more time than me could easily do an entertaining mashup of Kirk and Mussolini quotes

I always thought i was left, but seeing how a lot of people on the left gleefully react to someone’s assasination makes me wonder if i’m actually left.

I don’t mourn Benito Mussolini’s passing, i never liked him. But i certainly don’t celebrate his murder either. Anyone who does should be put in a mental asylum as far as i’m concerned. They certainly have mental health problem

Planned obsolescence. 😎

Google is doing/will be doing all this anyway, combined with a search, maps, youtube, email, etc monopoly.

“Boy Trump’s sure turning America into a mess, let’s check in on how some of the more civilized countries are doing.”

Oh.

It put Ogdenville and West Haverbrook on the map.

Literally no one ever claimed it had reasoning capabilities

Altman and similar grifters were and are absolutely making those claims but maybe we’re excusing them as obvious liars?

I think the brick that is the point of this parody sailed right over your head.😁

This is a great analogy

Epic bacon must be worth at least 10 billion market cap.

The DOD just paid Elon a bunch of money for his mechahitler chat bot…

Who’s still buying this crap?

Eh what blood got AFCIs in there? Green blood from Siemens and Eaton as far as I can tell

We are melting ice caps and boiling lakes to help high schoolers not learn Spanish.

“hype” is literally media attention

hype
1)
: publicity
especially : promotional publicity of an extravagant or contrived kind
all the hype before the boxing match 

Merriam Webster

Mozilla executives are once again carrying water for Google.

If there is any doubt who they work for, watching them testify in defense of Google’s monopoly should be all you need.

They will edit Google Maps to show Canada and Greenland as part of the US, and Ukraine as part of Russia.

Historically Tesla’s security is as bad as DOGE’s. They got hacked a while back because they had an unsecured kubernetes control plane exposed to the internet. Apparently being owned by a [edit: seagull managing] drug addict isn’t good for opsec.

EDIT: I incorrectly used a medical term to describe Elon’s management style. Sorry everyone.