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This reminds me of a Mitch Hedberg bit: “If anyone wants to see me after the show I’ll be… fucking surprised” 🙃😎

Oh, sorry, clearly it’s SUPER different than saying (go on shoot yourself)

I seriously don’t understand how people are this stupid.

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Wow, really? You’re just going to literally tell someone to go kill themselves because they don’t want to live by your grocery store line etiquette?

Yeah, that’s not fucked up or anything…

Yikes.

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I’m sorry, I fail to see how this reads as anything other than “Amanda” being an insanely self-important cunt…

So, if you “support this” feel free to assume that extends to you as well

Is that the same AI vending machine that attempted to alert company security (i think) when told it was going to be taken offline and also tried to set up physical meetings with people, even describing its outfit? Or am I thinking of another?

All the creepy surrealistic AI stuff starts to run together for me after awhile lol

Based on your first couple of sentences, I feel like you don’t understand what the concept of the government possessing the monopoly on violence means… Like, in terms of that role socially (as in, for society) itself, or in practical terms. I’m particularly confused by you seeming to assert that technological advancement somehow had altered/was altering this… Governments have used - and I’m sure will continue to use - all of the things you mentioned and a great many more to maintain their monopoly of violence. It isn’t an actual office somewhere or anything technology can necessarily supplant, it’s more of a social construct/contract

Isn’t that arguably only because modern governments maintain a “monopoly on violence,” essentially?

Those games are super underrated imo… Have a great “Dark Souls with guns” kinda vibe and so many secret outfits

Well… You certainly have a way with words… Some might characterize it as “slightly nauseating,” but that still counts as ‘a way’ if you ask me.

Hey, hey, hey… That’s fucked up; you can’t just call someone a ‘genocider’ lile thaf…

It’s genocid*-ist*

Ok, I know it’s been awhile since I’ve been on reddit (I left for good when they nixed clients), but has it changed drastically or something? Cuz this doesn’t even make sense to me

I’ve never felt so seen in my entire life

Well, it isn’t like he hasn’t earned it at this point… How the fuck are you gonna spend the better part of a decade buying up a shit ton of studios - ostensibly to make you a competitive stable of console moving exclusives - to have almost all of them release what are arguably their worst games time and time again… So to compensate, they shutter studios who’ve just produced games almost universally lauded by critics and crowd alike, and then just say fuck it, we never even believed in exclusives to begin with, yet decided not to take a stand on it until… now for… reasons…? 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Wario, Yoshi, and Dinkey King? (Could’ve been Diddy Kong, but I think he’s been having some legal issues or something lately…)

I didn’t even know he knew Kid Cudi, either.

Underaquaia? Seaunderia? Drownica? Or, my personal favorite: “fuck ugly giant cthulu adjacent heart attack inducer 2”

I can only imagine the new PTB are already working feverishly to add mandatory for story progression, 30+ hour combined Seatruck and Snowfox segments, a minigun which mounts to the seaglide, and mats necessary for key endgame craftables which are conveniently available exclusively through loot boxes you can earn by sending individual dev team members your nudes or earn 15 a week absolutely free with your monthly Deep Dive Club subscription

Also, from orbit the planet looks completely covered by ocean, but once you land it’s like calf high at its highest… but there are still leviathans, for some reason. Because fuck you, that’s why.

Man… This right here is a huge part of why I decided to try going back to consoles after being a PC only gamer for like 20+ years

As it turns out, inexplicably, this is not a trait that works out well within corporate America… Source: Of course I know him, He’s me.