In space, you’re weightless.

I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes!

your cat is Australian

greed

that’s one cold case

Mimi thinks she owns the place

^ poetry

I wonder if this is why nature has that grassy field background. Mix the blue sky and green grass together and it’s just about the same seafoam color.

Ours was sweet to us and spicy to everyone else.

tortitude!

well, this really blew up

no, you can see it right there at the end: /s

I don’t need the /s

is it because you smoked the whole thing

class solidarity ftw, obviously

* I will have had already

Or just tell them why your car isn’t working:

Yeah, I turned off swipe right away since it thought I was swiping. Then noticed the problem above.

I really wonder if it’ll fix the issue I have. It seems somewhere along the way, the keyboard went from prioritizing where my finger lands to where it lifts from. I am great at striking down where I want, but when my finger starts to travel to the next key, it lifts diagonally instead of vertically, and they keyboard senses it as still touching and moving to the next key over.

Also, the keyboard needs a bigger space between the letters and the spacebar.

And why are there so many words no longer autocorrected that when I tap them have one one suggested correction, and it’s the right one—but somehow the keyboard can’t figure it out.