A guy at work said to me:

“Did you know that Native Americans don’t mind being called Indians?”

Oh, you polled thousands of people from all parts of the country?

I wanted to turtle into my shirt.

I love when online commenters who didn’t even read the article are smarter than the scientists it’s about

Did you or did you not move your fat ass?

If eco-terrorism is what YOU can do, then that’s what you can do. I can’t do that, so I’ll do my part as best as I can. I can’t save the world alone, so I’ll just do my best.

If everyone, including corporations, did their best, we’d be in a better place.

That’s what this post is saying. Do YOUR part. That’s all you can do.

That video seemed like it lasted 100 days.

Probably 5

He Force Knew. Duh.

but it doesn’t feel like Wonder Womans time to shine right now

It could be if they made a good game.

Probably less racist than my Gen X conservative boss though. Probably smarter and more efficient too.

I know. That’s what makes my joke good.

Oh, shit. Good thing my boss is a chimpanzee.