A big part of my job is API integrations. The most infuriating one I deal with is a startup who keeps adding new properties with property names randomly being pascal case, camel case, or snake case. Especially when the same property is one case on a request model and different on the response.

The best Git Commit message I’ve ever seen was for like 35 files and a few hundred lines and it just said “Please work”

I do this too. Then I discovered spindrifts and find them fucking delicious, so I started making my own spindrift at home by squeezing fresh lemons or limes into a cup before filling with homemade soda water.

I haven’t actually done the math but I think this system is more economical than bulk-buying cans of spindrift

Ich bin die Krähe in diesem Bild

Get a second bishop in there and use il vaticano to capture the queen

Haha I love how it has four reviews/3.3 stars

I have a kid and I feel this way.

To be clear, I absolutely love my son and I’m glad I have him. But I also still feel like if I had decided not to have kids, I’d have been fine with it.

It’s a different framing now though, of “Do you want a kid”, in the hypothetical, vs. “Would you be ok if you didn’t have [Insert your kid’s name here].” I’d be devastated if my son were not in my life. But I think I’d have been fine if I chose not to have a kid.

My brother in law has ADHD. He lives next door to me.

He has a car he parks on the street. In my city you’re required to get a registration sticker for your car, it’s like $100 or something, good for a year. Every day you don’t have a valid sticker you can get a new ticket on your car. It takes two minutes to go online and order a new one.

For the last three years, hes been racking up tickets on his car for an expired sticker. One a week roughly, $60 per ticket I think. He usually lets them pile up until he gets final notices then pays them all online at double the cost.

Twice now he’s has his car booted, then impounded, due to unpaid tickets. He even includes tickets on his car as part of budgeting. I’ve offered a couple times if he’d hand me his license to go online and order the sticker for him. I’ve stopped offering since that offer is met with intense anger.

It takes TWO MINUTES to go online and order a new one. Poor guy

Me, a heathen, explaining how my family does Easter to my Jewish wife:

“We dye eggs and hide them then eat a bunch of chocolate and jellybeans.”

“Wtf? Why”

“I dunno”

Ah you’re right. Make more sense, I was thinking how the FUCK did they get a mask on that cat??

Y’all. At least put some dashes between the words

They didn’t say dollarydoos

Why doesn’t mine look like that??

Not necessarily. Tons of people may think that they should be parents, but others shouldn’t.