Humans especially. I wouldn’t have to go to work if the roads all vanished

Weird how I always leave that voodoo boys “marine le Penn” or whatever it’s called mission until really late because I find it a bit tedious but the accelerated start would take place after that.

Possibly not. Cyberpunk is a gorgeous game and I really enjoyed the story and the power trip you get from all the crazy cybernetics that you can unlock. Awesome soundtrack too. However the core gameplay loop does get a bit stale, especially if you’re going for 100% completion.

It’s definitely a lot of fun and one of my favourite games of the past few years, because despite its flaws you can tell a lot of time and love went into this game, however I wouldn’t call it an all time great.

I couldn’t get past the browness of the graphics. Satisfactory on the other hand…

Burnout Revenge was the ultimate party game. Anyone could jump right in and cause chaos without needing to be an experienced gamer. The soundtrack was colossal too.

Weird. Almost like picking fights with countries that can kerb stomp you blindfolded is a terrible idea.

You can pause stardew valley, just open a menu

I went on 4chan back in 2004. I was 14 and I remember thinking I found some super cool secret website full of badasses.

I got bored after a few weeks. I returned when I was 18 and realised it was full of socially mal-adjusted teens pretending to be super cool badasses, with a few pedophiles mixed in for good measure.

The main reason why I got one was because my PS4 was on its last legs after the hammering it got during 8 months of covid lockdown and furlough, and the whole console was cheaper than a new graphics card for my PC (+the other upgrades it needed to accommodate it).

The new controller is epic and that astrobot demo game really showcased its capabilities, but no other games have used it, even other exclusives like god of war. Wasted opportunity.

We’ll see what comes out because firing people for trying to form a union is extremely illegal here and could lead to every fired employee getting a year’s pay in one go

The US is already sanctioning itself through tariffs, and the rest of the crap is domestic problems.

This is true. Black and White might have been awkward and buggy but it pioneered a whole sub-genre.

On a similar theme, “Thank goodness you’re here!” had me creasing at times. Especially at the lawn mowing bit.

Can you anchor it to the wall?

I have a PC and PS5. I like my PS5 because I know when I buy a game for it, it’s going to work. On the other hand with my PC I have to triple check the specs and fiddle around with the graphics settings, and the only way I can have confidence that it will play any game is if I spend ~£1000 upgrading it. Or just get the game on the playstation.

So a massive step forward from their recent games then

Secret bases! Kinda pointless but if you did record mixing with a friend they would appear in their own base in your game and you could battle them

Yeah I failed to understand the hype around this one. Played it to completion and it was… Ok. Very well polished but there was nothing original about it. Maybe original for a Nintendo game but it didn’t do anything that I haven’t seen dozens of times on other consoles and PC.

Had to switch the console off and leave it for a few days. Crowds of dozens of headless zombies running at me and I couldn’t kill them, all I could do was keep fleeing on horseback, only to encounter another crowd of them. Genuinely the scariest experience I’ve ever had in a game.

Had that on the PS3 back in the day. Got a weird glitch one time where the zombies all spawned with no heads and were basically immortal. Now that was true horror.