A long time ago in an alleyway far far away…

Satan take the wheel

Yeah some of us have to hand wash our wi-fi the old fashioned way.

There’s articles?

The radical leftists marxists communists won’t let us crush orphans anymore

Make Orphan Crushing Great Again

Trump 2024

Ke’hn has brought dishonor to his Malibu dream house

They have cars? Must be fucking nice! /s

If you so easily dismiss democracy you can easily dismiss the constitution also. Soon there will be no republic either.

In other news Musk opens pizzeria in Washington DC

They don’t let us say Merry krampusnacht anymore , can you believe that? Sad

Merry War on Christmas

It’s 8 o’clock somewhere

Dr Fever, his head hungover

Conservatives will never admit they are wrong if that’s what you’re asking.

Norman Bates unavailable for comment

Being Libertarian means never having to admit you’re a Republican

They bring dishonor to their house.

Shields up Captain!