TheHalc

Just ask for an extension. Professors have seen this “trick” a thousand times and know exactly what you’re doing. They will respect you more and give you more leeway in the future if you’re straight with them.

Just make sure to add comments like

//Magic, do not touch

To make sure no-one accidentally breaks the spell.

If you’re going to memorise a deck of cards, you’re better off learning something like the Mnemonica Stack as you can use it as the basis for a whole load of card tricks.

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What you’re describing is a perfect thermal insulator.

What does it feel like when you’re wrapped in blankets? You feel warm, despite the blankets generating no heat of their own. They do this by insulating you from the outside temperature.

It would feel like being wrapped in a warm blanket, and if you were fully submerged, you’d end up overheating as we’re constantly generating heat that we need to get rid of.