Do they call you downpunxx because you go down on every swinging dick within half a mile?

I knew there’d be at least one of you twats in this thread.

That dude was a G. His whole fucking life.

they means

Lmao

This is my favorite emoji 🖕🏻

Same here, hell, I’d volunteer for early access testing. My teeth suck.

I was gonna hang one off my rearview mirror.

Shutup, it.

Fuck you! You’re an it!

I’ve got one that takes AA’s OR 18650’s. Its pretty sweet.

Heyyyayay! Come out and play!

Excuse the fuck out of me for not having a whole separate room for that.

You have a hallway? Fuck you!

What if you aint got a “mudroom?” Whatever that even is… Check your privilege.

It’s vile!

If you ever do anything important, 100 years from now people might judge you as you are now.

But they won’t, you’ll be forgotten.

Peak reddit behavior.

I know a very short Texan with a glorious beard. Not quite dwarf level, but close enough. He looks a lot like Zoltan in Witcher 3. He doesn’t play RPGs, and has no idea wtf I’m talking about, but it provides plenty of laughs amongst the more learned of our friend circle lol.

I have 2 of the vile critters now, one I inherited from my ex, the other one just kind of showed up.

God damn you down to the fireiest pits of hell.