checks notes

Not sure I didn’t write anything down I was just doodling

Rodents mostly

Unless you’re very wealthy, you can’t hire someone to functionally be your mother.

What you can do, is sign up for interest groups that meet on a set schedule, then build your routine around that.

For example,

I go bowling with my friend each Sunday. I go out to dinner and meet people every Wednesday. I go to the gym every Tuesday and Thursday.

Just like that, I have 4/7 days of my week more or less planned, including working. Everything else radiates around those plans. I go to the barber on Wednesday, because I want to look good for dinner. Saturday is a self care day, because I’m tired from the weeks happenings on tues-thurs.

Friday stays open as a “fuck it we ball” night. Fuck Mondays, I don’t do on mondays.

What you’re looking for here is 110% unrealistic, even if you could afford a personal assistant to keep track of your schedule for you you would still have to have things to do to structure that schedule around.

Tl;dr, in a super loving way, grow up. Or enlist in your countries military, then you don’t have to think about your day at all for years.

Nah you’ll just have a big tax bill you have to save for

Yes it would. That’s why they’re having people fill out strike cards and waiting until they actually have that organization before they set a date

This will be too short notice and too expensive for many to attend. Generalstrikeus.com has the right idea

I think this one is too short noticed for most people

Check back in in a month

Edit: it’s been 10 days now, but things ain’t goin so hot are they?

You’re not funding anything important for 10k

Were any of them on drugs though?

No applicable here, like at all

I also get the lawnmower beard cleaning treatment, and my Maine coon is funny because it makes her sneeze. So it’s like

purrrr

mlem, mlem, mlem

^ACHOO

silence….

mlem, mlem, mlem

Or holding the cat in the same way

Probably setup two entirely separate tenants

Reduce the price of the house

He was gunned down for a reason, I’m not sure what you’re talking about

A real life billionaire boot licker I see…

As someone trapped using windows I also miss ye olde control panel, and they lob new pieces of it off with every feature update

Ever heard of Id.me?

Not much but snark