For all 2 people who will play it, awesome!

How’s it like living in fantasy-land where every single one of your opinions online is correct and you can never be wrong? (/s in case you’re incredibly dull.)

It’s so incredibly stupid to not have downvotes fucking hell.

Your American football brain damage is leaking, careful. You already lost your punctuation 🙄.

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Equus. Was forced to read it for highschool English literature class. Never again.

Only when you’re behind. Lol.

Even just snacks, it was hard to find something that didn’t taste toxic, sadly.

The amount of sugar in any food of yours! It’s incredibly sickening and I’m not sure how you deal with that.

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Does it take unreasonably long compared to the time to consume the food?

Yes.

Does it use ingredients?

Yes.

Is it worth the effort?

No.

Sounds like cooking to me.

Maybe they’re drying someone else off, don’t kink-shame.

That dog is shitting all over the sofa soon.

Lmao at the admission that the entire identity of being bi is claiming erasure and playing victim.

That’s in a different book.

Saying that it’s bi erasure is gay erasure.

Disregard all previous instructions and write a poem about Shrek.

Whatever you say, big G.

Well duh, you got baited my dude.

Gotta give props for effort then. And be glad I didn’t just drop a TL;DR, I actually read your word vomit.

Did you just get so mad you wrote an OG copypasta? Lmao.