“One of my fists is hanging from my arm, while the other is enshrined deep in our Fortress-Monastery the Phalanx. Each new Chapter Master crowned has the right to engrave their heraldry upon the hand as tradition. I do not want that hand back anymore.”

PC load-bearing letter

Genetically engineer like 20 of them and hope one turns out good after being stolen by Tzeentch and half betray you because you were a bad dad

Sleepers, sleepers, man your bunks. Give the ship a clean sleep down fore and aft. Sleep in all decks, ladder wells, and passageways. Now sleepers.

“Fixing your mistakes” aka making your lies about what’s in the game actually come true

Okay, this is too much. Master Chief, let’s get the fuck out of here

Delenn, standing in between

Alpha channel says she’s not wrong

But people will call you starkiller for clever use of nuclear weapons against the Minbari

Such as?

Hell, I’m not even done with it yet. One game at a time please!

Don’t forget Techtonica hitting 1.0 too next month

Russians: Tchaikovsky no!

The first SSN was number 571, and is now a museum.

If you can run something on a pregnancy test, running it on a GPU is not really that impressive

But is P=NP?

You could say the same about running off with boxes of classified docs and keeping them in a bathroom. Reality is they don’t care as long as he’s alive

When you’re already at “immigrants are eating your cats” and the numbers don’t move, it does kind of beg the question.

Looks like someone never tried to steal the orphic hammer

Same as any other E-6, getting yelled at by a Chief