Insect swarm creates a magical effect, it doesn’t summon literal bugs. And before you call me a buzz kill, it’s kind of lame to try and essentially skip the encounter I spent time building.

That’s interesting, I find that keeping cash on hand makes me far more frugal.

RFID blocking wallet, keys, Pixel 7, Pixel watch.

When I’m at work, I also have work keys on a lanyard.

When I’m skating, I wear a fanny pack cross body-style, so I can carry tools and medical supplies. It may seem extreme, but if you bail hard enough, you end up needing both(Why the fuck do I still skate at 37 😅 ).

We used to rent our farmland to the neighbors for their cows and horses. We would periodically have to go out there and do work on fences and the barn and stuff. I was always told that horses are not to be trusted, but the cows are probably fine.

Take that information and do with it as you will.

Did keto for a while preparing for some on-camera work. I’ve never looked more cut and never been so miserable. 9/10 doctors do not recommend. The 10th one has an eating disorder.

Oh look Europe is fascist, I’m so surprised. /s

Signed, an unsurprised Indigenous person.

Get your fucking shit together guys, Jesus Christ.

This is a bird called the Sereima, and what you are seeing isn’t random behavior: it’s how they hunt. They chase rodents and lizards down, grab them with their beaks, then slam their prey down onto rocks repeatedly until they stop moving.

Metal as hell.

To newer DMs: Never admit to your players whether or not you fudge rolls. As the DM, The only thing you need to do to maintain the integrity of your game is to shut your damn mouth when you bend the rules. The players just need the illusion maintained.

Actually a bear is very unlikely to come after you. I come from an extremely rural part of Alberta, Canada, and large bears would sometimes wander in and near town. They wouldn’t run around swiping people up and murdering them, they would just basically wander around eating garbage and looking for food. The reality is that if you were in the woods with a random bear, unless it was starving or you were near its Cubs, it likely wouldn’t see you as important.

I’ll tell you what though. The bodies of indigenous women would get found in the woods sometimes. Bears didn’t put them there, men did.

It doesn’t seem like you’re a sociopath, it seems like you have ASD. That kind of analytical, no nonsense approach to socialization is typical of high functioning ASD.

It might be worth looking into, of for no other reason than to better understand yourself

Nah they Incorporated specifically to protect themselves. The company will go bankrupt, but the people will be protected.

Dang dude, the infants in this comment section saying 3. It’s clearly 5, there is no other answer.

Intelligence checks are a measure of your knowledge retention about a topic. Worship in the face of a lack of understanding is literally part of Christianity.

I mean I don’t feel underappreciated. I’ve never once had a problem finding a group to play with.

I primarily play indie games anyways, so this doesn’t really apply to me.

Get into the piehole

Paying off my fucking car. New cars are a scam guys, don’t be stupid like me 6 years ago.

It was buggy when I first played it, which turned me off for the better part of a year.

It’s been pretty good lately though.

A man of taste and class 🤘

1975 Gibson Grabber bass. Instead of having multiple pickups, it has one pickup that you “grab” and slide across the pickguard. I had to get the fretboard re-set, as it had been sliding down the neck and making it impossible to intonate.

Terrible design, but it’s a unique piece of music history that I enjoy having on hand.