Personally I’d like to see an extended sequence where Sam Porter Bridges slowly and sensually squishes a pound of ground mince between his toes.

Can I send you a picture of my asshole and would you be able to divine the winning lottery numbers for me?

Tomb raider came out six years after the Jurassic Park movie so Lara Croft knew what she was doing.

Oh man if I could do this I’d never leave my house again.

Add celery, onion and a potato.

You obviously haven’t watched Friends.

Today centrism is the more extreme type of political leanings.

So it depends on the body count and and the average age of the people killed you are saying?

That’s fucking with nature and we as a species fuck with it so much it’s probably better to not do things like this.

Just mist your GPU with a water bottle occasionally as you use it.

The large central instances that host a majority of the content here are operated by people with a talent for software, but do not display a degree of emotional intelligence I feel is required for responsible stewardship of a social media platform.

So you’re going back to fucking Reddit?

All the agents were probably on copious amounts of scotch and cocaine.

“Finally cancelling my Spotify subscription – why am I paying for a fuckass app that works worse than it did 10 years ago, while their CEO spends all my money on technofascist military fantasies?” said one user on X.

Delete your Twitter account too you twatwaffle.

Today I learned that deep lake waters and my asshole are similar.

All you know about me is what I’ve sold ya, dumb fuck

I sold out long before you’d ever even heard my name

• Some sell out band.

I’m just glad to be noticed too.

Are you flirting with me?

Most of us MENSA members are also liberals.

Those are all part of making life worth living.