Balatro is like, $10 and available on my phone tho-…
Gay, trans, satanist, willing to fight God, lizard father
Balatro is like, $10 and available on my phone tho-…
Hey thank you for posting these! I get a huge kick outta each of ‘em!
-doesn’t even require a finger in your bum
Then what the heck am I paying these deductibles for?? >:(
Living with ADHD is like being chained to a small, spastic toddler who refuses to let you do your work *until you do what they ask *, no matter how dumb it is.
Yes, I’m looking up the history of Paw Patrol. Yes, I was supposed to be cleaning. No, I cannot switch. We’re looking up Power Puff Girls next.
So peaceful. I need at least three screaming voices to avoid the Internal Carnival Music 🎪
Memes are in fact iterative so the more reposts we have, the more weird new memes we get. ‘S wild.
I’m here for the colors :3 teehee
Simply the only solution
My Son, SpiralLinux, is the neatest lil package of Debian you could ever want. It comes with all the Bluetooth and Wi-Fi drivers I need and it actually has an installer (Calamari’s I think?) that’s efficient and easy to understand.
Other than that-…. Uuuuhhhhh have you tried Hanna Montana OS?
The Azumanga Daioh soundtrack is my personal favorite!
Wow! Now I have three cool skink facts! Thank you!
Regretfully I only have two skink facts. If you’d like, I can start making them up? Or replacing real facts with skinks?
Did you know the Ancient Egyptians worshiped skinks (crocodiles) for the way they protect their young? And the temple in Skinkodopolis, priests would bejewel these skinks, and mummify them along with pets and servants.
Skinks are a social reptile! Unlike more solitary species, skinks can and do congregate.
Often for quinceañeras!
Did you know: there’s a mathematical formula that uses the length of a skinks toes and the length of its tail to determine how arboreal the species is?
Also, skinks wanna be your friend!
The key is to never take a clear pause; semicolons only; make them worried if you’re alright with a torrent of Skink facts.
Did you know: early 20th century French blade sharpeners would lay face down, to preserve their posture and neck. But the work was cold, so they’d ’hire’ dogs to lay on their legs to keep them warm!
Xfce is light and crisp! Looks great and works well with my myriad low-end computers 🐁