Look, we simply cannot approve these tower spikes. I know you think it’s “cool” and “menacing”, but if we say yes it will be only a matter of time before you put spikes on your platemail as well, and start wearing eyeliner. Then we’ll have to secure your portcullus against oiled up barbarians with thick Bavarian accents and designate this whole area as “straight to VHS” land.

Spiritfarer: Farewell edition, Celeste and Stardew valley.

Yeah, Epic Megagames were a part of my childhood, it’s sad to see them turn into another greedy coroporation.

Too bad, I use Steam and it works wonderfully on Linux, but i don’t want it to be the only option.

Getting r/amightyharvest vibes.

Wizard of legend is a free game…

Squidward putting down beach chair

…on the Epic game store!

Squidward picking up beach chair and leaving in disgust

If a company says it doesn’t want my money, I am happy to oblige.

“I am focused on task x and cannot talk to you”.

Does he have a job to do or is he just there to pester people with smalltalk?

Wait till you hear about Ultima Underworld.

Semi-permanency is not a defining feature of roguelikes, in most of them every run starts from scratch.

I still wonder why the hell is this game classified as a roguelike? It’s poker mixed with MTG. Also, why are you crying dude? You made a literal slot machine.

BMW looks like a terribly mediocre souls-like, and it’s like 60 bucks on Steam. The hype surrounding it is manufactured AF.

Constent manufacturing factory manufactures consent, millions shocked.

Never stopped pirating, feeling vindicated rn 💪🏴‍☠️

I have to suffer the dead eyed stare of these abominations every time I visit my local book store. Who the hell is buying those?

The two moderate beheader factions will push out the extremist beheaders, then fight among themselves.

That’s a weird way of spelling “I cast fireball”.

Silence, furry.

I want this on a T-shirt (Inb4 Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn)

Novice GMs are bad at improvisation and don’t know to prep effectively, hence the railroady nature of the games they run. If you have a GM like that, buy a copy of “The lazy DM” by Mike O’Shea for them.