I was hoping that testdisk would show you something funky going on with the partition table based on the parted error. No luck I guess.

My next two ideas are,

1. As far as I know wipefs just tries to wipe what blkid sees and it might have screwed up something. What if we just dd the whole drive with zeros and let your enclosure take it from there?
2. What does smartctl say? Might be worth it to run the long and short tests to make sure that the drives themselves are okay.

Total shot in the dark but what does testdisk say?

Keepa which gives a chart on every Amazon page or camelcamelcamel

It’s making fun of the popularity of pumkin spice stuff in certain demographics.

I found Fair email to be more consistent than K9. I used both for 2 years or so before finally switching.