Don’t…. don’t give me hope

It’s technically not a bug if it’s operating as intended

Now that is a B1tchin’ cane.

I haven’t really seen my exact situation & frustration put so perfectly.

I know it’s exhausting, but just reading this helps remind me that I’m not alone.

So just know, you’re not alone.

That was Jobs’ (Jobs’s …? Jobses…?) whole thing. People don’t know what they want until we’ve told them.

And I’d say it’s worked out pretty well for the entire tech industry so far.

Until they pass a law making it super duper no-no bad for anyone but the government to use this power.

… cause that’s how the internets works, it’s okay when the government does it, and they are able to control everything on the internet through regulations. Didn’t you know that?

Return of the Jedi?

Jesus.

They really are responsible for the enshittification of the web. So many great ideas that might have actually become something special if they hadn’t been bought, and subsequently shut down by Google.

And Irish reunification.

But to your point, if you’ve been to San Fran recently, we’re depressingly right on track

Or make promises/agreements that are completely out of scope.

“Yes, we are an ice cream company, but we promise to deliver the customer all the hamburger meat needed, at an impossible price”

…. fuckin idiots.

Well this is spectacular!

I always just assumed the “crazy shit for everyone” theory was the case, they just didn’t have the scientific understanding to describe it. 100 years later those crazy descriptions had been analyzed to death.

But I love the Continuing Crazy Adventures of Captain Kirk theory. That one sounds like it is way more fun. Star Fleet is reading these logs and just trying to figure out what to do with Kirk.

I thought for a second you were talking about Princess Leia. Took my brain a couple of ka-removed to put it together.

It’s been a long day.

That or the system is trying to wake us all up from hyper-sleep by throwing increasingly impossible scenarios at us in order for our brains to wake up naturally.

Except we keep looking at everything and going, “yeah, that makes sense, fuck it” and just not waking up.

The machines are going mad trying to figure us out.

My question was the same as above, because I’m kind of concerned.

Bur your actual answer is:

• Bananas.
• Olives.

I’m just glad I’m not the only one who thinks that

What’s this?!? The consequences of my own action?!? Who would have guessed?!?

So Slenderman, only somehow scarier. Awesome.

And before you point out that it’s “the hero Nayenezgani” I’m in the US, and I’m pretty sure even a casual reading of history does not put us as the “good guys” in any First Nations mythology.

It was Kirk’s reply of : “understood” that always makes me laugh.

…. just the image of Kirk realizing Mr. Scott has been lying to him for decades.