My mother in law doesn’t believe in germs or illness so she came over when she had the flu and now the entire house is sick. My wife’s got a high fever and I can’t breathe out of my nose. I’m exhausted with all the back-to-back dinners.

We’ve had a big family dinner full of high cholesterol low fibre food since a Monday and this won’t end until Jan 3 so I’m running on fucking fumes.

People just want to be accepted and loved. Use this knowledge to get almost anyone to do what you want.

Observe their body language. Do they cross their arms a lot? How much eye contact do they make? Do they shift around when talking? Do their eyes dart around the room?

All these are clues about their personality and disposition and you can tailor your communication to them depending on how receptive they are. Do they laugh easily? What makes them laugh? Do they talk a lot? Do they talk about themselves?

Finding out to what degree of extrovert/introvert they are can go a long way into successfully manipulating anyone around you to do what you want.

It’s how I’ve made friends and how I’ve dated women with variable rates of success.

CALLING OUT ANIMAL CROSSING

That shit keeps track of how long you are away and then GUILTS you about it. “We thought you’d never come back we were sad” “we missed you”.

My wife never goes back to that game because they guilt her haha.

With middle finger and thumb, gently press them on opposite sides of cats mouth. They will tilt their head back and start licking to move u and in that moment fling the pill with your pointer finger in their mouth and gently hold their head back and up until they swallow it.

My cat doesn’t fuck with pill pockets or crushed up on their food and this way works great.

Or you work in a field where national security is of any concern.

If your expert analysis of voting ratios has led you to conclude that I’m Russian, you might want to go back on your methodology and rethink it. Check my post history and really give it a thought haha.

That’s very interesting. There’s a widespread boycott of any product with Israeli ties due to what the Israeli government is doing in Gaza, yet what Russia is doing is even more clear cut but this doesn’t register as a problem for most people here.

It’s developed by a Russian owned company (Ascensio System SIA).

It’s quite likely. If you buy it and download it on the deck and for some reason it doesn’t work, you can get a full refund

I thought propeller planes worked by spinning so fast that they temporarily moved the gravity out of the way so the plane could fly.

I’ve fucked with 3D printers since my first undergrad in 2012 and Bambu p1s blows my mind every print. Never to this day have had a print failure or problems with bed adhesion

Here’s a hot take: Take shrooms. You’ll understand to your core that literally nothing matters and society is just a game of house that went too far. There’s so much you can’t control, so your coworkers political beliefs will seem like a very funny and intricate delusion they hold themselves to.

Of course this might not be your experience, but sometimes things take too much bandwidth in our heads and we hyperfocus on it and then it affects our mental health and personality. A mental shakeup helps reframe everything and I’ve found that my anxiety over how the world is going greatly gets dealt with better in my head after a good trip.

I like the idea that people use “up to” because in theory, there is a finite chance that anything could happen due to the quantum nature of particles/waves.

It’s within the realm of mathematical feasibility that several electrons could be activated beyond their normal activation energy, causing an overall effect of the processor speeding up. Therefore they should say “up to 3e10^x2 faster”. I wonder how that will hold up in court.

Snowrunner! Take everything at your own pace, drive around in some beautiful and horrible to drive in sceneries, get paid and upgrade and buy more trucks

When I was in school you had to raise your hand during free time to ask. If you raised your hand while the teacher was talking they would ignore you. There was maybe like a 50/50 chance the teacher lets you go to the bathroom and kids that were noisy generally were told no more than yes. Quite a few instances of kids wetting themselves and the class was merciless to them after. Had a whole list of kids who wet themselves.

Ya that’s what my wife does because she’s more on it than I am haha

It was a fucked mission for sure but you can go through the entire mission looking at the ground and not shooting

My small town doesn’t use websites or any other means of online presence except for Facebook. To most people here, Facebook IS the internet. If I want to participate in community events or anything here I have to have a Facebook account :/

They threw me in the computer lab and I just played addictinggames.com until it was time to go home.

Prepared me more for office work than I thought.

Your good nights sleep was built off of the backs of 3 dead sheep. Sit with that.