Let’s be honest here, this is a tpk. Even if someone in the party has the Holy Hand Grenade, they sure as the hells aren’t remembering that they do.

“But Fey Blast doesn’t sound a cool tho.”

• Private, probably idk it’s been years since I last watched Penguins of Madagascar

*Shrek 4ever after.

+Eldritch Spear (or whatever its called, its been a hot minute since i played a warlock) and Spell Sniper feat to keep back those pesky longbow sharpshooters.

• Signed, A D&D player whose first character was a longbow sharpshooter ranger.

[One long rest later] Congratulations! Presented to: Wizard For: Being able to cast spells without the risk of exploding.

Signed: Wildmagic Sorcerer

“Baphomet is the platinum dragon guy, right? ‘Bahamut’? Isn’t that what i just said? What do you mean they’re completely different things?”