This is what I get for not defining my acronyms.

Clearly it’s a Flatypus.

People are still reading The Celestine Prophecy?

The Master and the… MARGARITA??

Edit: Bought.

Every time I have to confiscate the book my kid is reading after lights out I feel like an adult.

The rest of the time… fuck no.

(They get it back in the morning – I’m not a monster!)

On the plus side, they feel fictional because they’re completely made up.