Putin every single time he addresses the Russian navy.

My flat earther forums have a stickied Q&A where you can find the real truth on any topic. Did you know that dolphins are aliens sent to spy on us?

It’s crazy how this company turned a disaster into a success. They asked for patience to deliver on promises, provided transparency, then actually delivered.

So, so many companies should be taking notes.

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The dildo of justice arrives unexpectedly and unlubed.

I remember an old school conspiracy theory about technology that could read tiny movements in your vocal cords that mimic thoughts.

While I doubt the technology to read minds remotely actually exists, I’m sure the techbros and their various financiers are working toward it.

Top 5 marketing tactics EVERYONE hates. You won’t BELIEVE number three.

Midichlorians… Midichlorians everywhere

I am but a humble doom miner, mining my doom.

Often caused by an imbalance in brain chemicals, which can be corrected with medicine.

Get diagnosed and take your meds. It’s a world of difference.

He didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose him.

HBIC (Head Bee In Charge)

I’ll admit I don’t understand their internal politics, but Poland is unfathomably based. If Russia actually tries to attack them, I half expect them to roll out Metal Gears and Gundams they’ve been working on for decades in secrecy.

My kid saw phantom menace for the first time today. He said, “That’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.”

People who work full-time jobs used to be middle class. Living wages, affordable housing, yearly vacations, etc. Now, working people are still in poverty.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of hindsight?

Suicide booth

Every great “breakthrough” is just VC cash, lies, and the exploitation of cheap labor. Their system is simple, and it works for them.

Yeah, the good version of someone like that would be a diplomat, but the untrustworthy version is definitely an opportunist.

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