Can’t steal what’s already stolen.

May it live forever even if they delete the toot: https://web.archive.org/web/20250115165213/https://mastodon.social/@protonprivacy/113833073219145503

Damn right, it’s better than yours

I can teach you, but I’ll have to charge

You won’t know that till you put yourself out there. Believe in yourself!

Every time I am reminded that she was a chemical engineer, I picture Thatcher as a more-demure-yet-viciously-effective Yzma.

Edit: And Mr. “Too Tall To Be A Bus Driver” John Major as a blond Kronk?! Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.

Also, a lifetime supply of peanuts to all residents who aren’t allergic 🥜

As a cat, his parents may in fact be dead. Or not. Who knows. They don’t keep in touch.

As far as I can tell? No, but I just did a search of the onimbus for some keywords. The mental image feels very Adamsish though, doesn’t it? I may have unconsciously plagiarized it from somewhere. Props to you if you can find the source. Maybe it’s a Pratchettian quote? Or Giamanic?

When given a robot voice, all it learned how to do was scream endlessly.

He do not feel ashamed!

Hip deep in the Pepto

I got five on her like Ben Folds

I got more tail than that PetCo

You faker than some Sweet’N Low

Yeah, you got some silverware

But really, are you eating though?

That sounds like a good way to get shot…

Cat: “I know exactly what I am. I am the ceaseless wheel.”

I hope bears are not like cats, where brushing can cause a sudden switch from happy purring to happy murder spasms.

Poor Eclair, donut make fun of her like that.