Could you imagine a baby foreskin fanny pack? That way it could hurt everyone involved!

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Definitely not that new Jewelry store I saw at the mall the other day, Shauron’s gift emporium or something like that. That place look corrupting as can be, they have nine employees working there and they all look wraithlike. Do the employees ever leave the store? There is this one creepy fellow always hanging around in the corners of the store, whispering about some birthday gift he lost or something.

I believe the correct vernacular is “Oi Cunt!”.

Weird, I’m just gaining mass.

Make the internet leet again!

Nah, see, the elves love to work and toil, they get upset when they can’t work.

What do they produce? Zilch!

Plus, there aren’t that many cities in middle earth in this time period. It’s much easier when it’s 1 of 5? cities to know.

Good to know, but I’m not surprised.

Taylor Swift net wealth: 1.6 billion.

Ah yes, working class.

Look, I get she works hard performing, and likely started off with nothing but I feel once you hit a certain income level you can’t be considered working class. Working class people don’t have private jets.

Source?

Shhh! I swear I can build that for only twice the cost and take three times as long, but it will be waaay quicker if I have this new tool.

The burning of the Library of Alexander was the worst for avid readers. Only 270s AD kids know what I’m talking about.

This is why I buttchug my coffee, much better absorption rate that way!

I’ll take “all of it” for 1000, Trebek.

I would be pretty Hungary too if all that money doesn’t even buy a loaf of bread.

“Who are these interlopers in my vacation house?! How dare they keep me out!” - this cat

Inconceivable!

Can you elaborate on what mistakes they did?