Why is it so late in the US anyways? Other countries have this right after the harvest season.

That was always an option. Do people celebrate this differently than that?

Non-gifting pacts with your siblings, also very recommended.

I quit being annoyed by Christmas cookies starting being sold in September. Also very freeing.

It’s all about little life hacks to ignore Christmas.

Exactly…

Trt and hgh are fine, how else are you going to look like mini Rambo?

When one of these is corrupted then it’s all for nothing lol. I mean CD Rom was so ubiquitous here by 95, 98 that this idea seems silly but I guess it existed.

95 was on CD. This might be enough to pirate Doom though