Limfjorden

It was good. My cranky communist granpa didn’t start a massive argument for once, which was nice. He doesn’t understand that everyone agrees with him, but that we still want to have a nice evening free from anger and bitternes.

This interactive site lets you play such absurd scenarios out. There are lots of other fun games on the site as well, be careful not to use the whole afternoon on it :)

This is such a cool woman

In my opinion, what restroom to use depends on what you have between your legs. “Gentlemen” for penis. “Ladies” for vagina.

You dont know any of this.

You don’t have to tell the truth.

In my experience, google maps is really bad at finding parking. OSM-data is just better in this regard

Slept at a sweet girl’s place yesterday. I think I want to take it further, but I don’t know what she wants.

Hope the person you helped gave you some sort of gift for your hard work. Also,

humongous chungus

This is very funny to me.

This is like when we Danes tell jokes about Swedes and Norwegians, I assume.

Like this: How many Norwegians to change a light bulb in the ceiling?

When you haven’t de-calcified the showerhead in years.

Probably something like this. An an anti-woke mob is more like this.

catbox.moe